Grumpy Old Women 2 - Chin Up Britain

Chin Up Britain, The Grumpies Fight Back - Yes they're back and they're grumpier than ever!

A brand spanking new show from three of Britain's Top Grumps, including: Jenny 'the spleen burster' Eclair - the original grump and star of many grumpy shows including the West End run and the tour of Australia; Wendi 'mad dog' Peters - the all singing, all dancing ex Corrie grrrrrrrrump; and finally the Queen of Soap, Stage and taking things back to Marks and Spencers, Ms Susie 'the huffer' Blake (looks like a normal middle-aged woman but scarier).

Ninety minutes of advanced Grumping - plus vital tips on getting through these gloomy days the Grumpy way!

Including....Beauty on a budget (using items you might find under the sink), how to be dance appropriate and the joy of fresh air.

Special Offer - for this tour only, the indispensable Grumpy Rumpy Pumpy guide to safe sex (The Grumpy Karma Sutra).

Warning - double gussets advisable.

Let's make a list! Grumpy Old Women Trailer

Charlie Landsborough

Three times winner of the Best Male Vocalist at the British Country Music Awards, Charlie Landsborough's career has spanned 30 years, and he is now more successful than ever.

Country music fans of UK and Eire will no doubt cite Charlie's witty, personal brand of folkish blues ballads as one of the most remarkable talents around.

SNAP - TBC

With live acts and top DJs, the SNAP discos give young clubbers aged 11 to 16 the chance to have fun in an environment where no drugs, alcohol or tobacco are allowed.

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Open Mic UK 2009

Enter now to be the UK’s best on the mic!

Open Mic UK; the national talent competition to search for the UK’s best singers, singer/songwriters, rappers and vocalists of all genres. The competition offers the competitors the opportunity to perform live in front of large audiences, generating media attention and exposure.

The competition will be going up and down the UK and coming to a city or town near you to discover acts with the potential to become the next Leona Lewis, Lemar or James Blunt! Competing for the chance to win from the £25,000 in prizes; the winning act will have the opportunity to win a recording contact to release their single.

Expose your talent – original or cover songs, whatever genre it may be. The latter stages of the competition provides artists with the opportunity to impress judges and many guests from record labels, agencies and the entertainment industry.

The competition is divided into age categories; Under 16, 16-23 and 23 and over. All types of singers, vocal performers, groups and acoustic singer/songwriters are invited to enter Open Mic UK; the competition seeks to discover an act that has the ability to become a professional recording artist. So if you think you have the talent, it’s open to all, so get on the mic....Open Mic UK 2009.

For more information go to www.openmicuk.co.uk

The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain

A concert by the Ukulele Orchestra is a funny, virtuosic, twanging, awesome, foot-stomping obituary of rock ‘n’ roll and melodious light entertainment featuring only the “bonsai guitar” and a menagerie of voices in a collision of post-punk performance and toe-tapping oldies.

Sally Morgan – Star Psychic

Sally Morgan is one of Britain’s most loved psychics and the star of her very own hit TV show Sally Morgan: Star Psychic on ITV. Sally has always had the ability to connect with the spirit world and had her first psychic experience at only nine months old. Since then, she has learnt to control her gift and has gone on to astound even the most renowned scientists.

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Ed Byrne
Different Class

Irish comic and star of BBC 2’s Mock the Week, Ed Byrne returns with his blisteringly funny critically acclaimed one man show about marriage, class, the youth of today and anything else that strikes him as humorous.

“a masterful display of the comics art…This is a seamless and perfectly timed show that could stand proudly next to any Izzard, Bailey, Carr or Skinner stadfium-filler.” Five stars Sunday Times